Tag Archives: Humor

Andy has a posse.

Just so that you know, I am no longer completely isolated and lonely here in Texas. i’s gots minions now. quillions o’ minons. respek! booyashaka! word.

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I sleep with my clothes on every night. This way, I will be prepared for the afterlife if I die in my sleep.

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Hazzard County Wisdom

This hits a little too close to home: Most folks eat when they’re hungry. Boss Hogg eats when he’s nervous. If he didn’t burn it off worrying, Ol’ Boss ‘ud weigh a ton.

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ahahahahahahaha! i have done the most awesome/awful thing ever. i have created a PDF that will allow you to print onto 45 sheets of paper to create a pointilism-styled image of tubgirl as a approximate 6 ft x 5.5 ft … Continue reading

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Family Fun Day

So, today was the day that my dad and mom and I all spent together doing family activity. We went to the Johnson Space Center near Texas City (aka: Houston from “Houston, we have a problem.”). Took some tours, saw … Continue reading

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A message to the power elite:

How much “bad intelligence” do you get to use before we are justified in calling you “stupid”?

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rob schneider says: “who are the ad-wizards that came up with that one?”

omg… i just saw a commercial for one of those yogurt in a tube products (i am not sure which brand it was) and they are advertising their new “shrek” line of flavors, which includes a flavor called “donkey-berry punch”. … Continue reading

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pfft.. i’d bonify BeyoncĂ© Knowles… (mumblemumble)

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“From The Jeep To The Street, These Are The Hits With More Bounce To The Ouce!”

From the douchebags that brought you Kidz Bop, Now That’s What I Call Music, Monster Booty, Monsta Jamz, Monsta Flava, Goin’ South, and Ultimate Yanni… …comes Thug Nation. Even though this company must offer at least a few decent compilations … Continue reading

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Archived: The Ohio Clusterfuck Phenomenon

This entry was part of my previous journal, but I felt that it deserved to be carried over. The original entry was written after a weekend road trip that involved driving longways twice across the state of Ohio.

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