Category Archives: Essays

These entries contain some sort of essay or other rhetorical, logical, or creative composition.

Age 64; A Scene From “The Life of Andrew: The Original Motion Picture”

[scene] One time during his later years, an aged and weary Andrew sat down at a cafĂ© on a warm California Christmas Eve. “Is there something I can get you today, sir?” asked the waitress. Her name was Reagan. She … Continue reading

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Archived: On the Subject of Modern Human Evolution

This entry was part of my previous journal, but I felt that it deserved to be carried over. The original entry was unrefined and unorganized, so what follows is a revised version which was published at ‘short.attentionspan.theater’*. Please bear in … Continue reading

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Archived: The Ohio Clusterfuck Phenomenon

This entry was part of my previous journal, but I felt that it deserved to be carried over. The original entry was written after a weekend road trip that involved driving longways twice across the state of Ohio.

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