Posts Tagged ‘Television’

Hazzard County Wisdom

Saturday, February 26th, 2005

This hits a little too close to home: Most folks eat when they’re hungry. Boss Hogg eats when he’s nervous. If he didn’t burn it off worrying, Ol’ Boss ‘ud weigh a ton.

Friday, February 25th, 2005

So while taking a break from homework, I’ve been watching a National Geographic program (Nature’s Nightmares) on spiders. It makes me glad that we don’t have much in the way of giant+aggressive+superpoisonous spiders around here. It was also interesting to watch the mating rituals of various spiders. (Black Widow males are disgusting looking, by the way.) For most species, it seems that the male merely has to do a little dance for the female and BAM! He is in sex city. Of course the female generally kills and devours the male after mating. I suppose that is a sure-fire way to guarantee fidelity. Oh, the price we pay to play…

Someday, I’m gonna be rev.

Friday, August 13th, 2004

That’s a lie. I will probably never be rev, except in the non-rev pseudo-rev sense.

Floop on this, bizznich.

The teenage guide to being popular rev.

Thursday, August 5th, 2004

i am such an ass. if i hadn’t been so lazy and put off getting the cable hooked up, i could have been watching “time squad” just now.

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2003

I don’t care what anyone says; I love the show Time Squad.