Category Archives: Humor

These entries contain some element of intended humor.

Andy has a posse.

Posted on October 18, 2005 by jnshk

Just so that you know, I am no longer completely isolated and lonely here in Texas. i’s gots minions now. quillions o’ minons. respek! booyashaka! word.

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Posted on August 19, 2005 by jnshk

I sleep with my clothes on every night. This way, I will be prepared for the afterlife if I die in my sleep.

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Hazzard County Wisdom

Posted on February 26, 2005 by jnshk

This hits a little too close to home: Most folks eat when they’re hungry. Boss Hogg eats when he’s nervous. If he didn’t burn it off worrying, Ol’ Boss ‘ud weigh a ton.

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Posted on January 16, 2005 by jnshk

ahahahahahahaha! i have done the most awesome/awful thing ever. i have created a PDF that will allow you to print onto 45 sheets of paper to create a pointilism-styled image of tubgirl as a approximate 6 ft x 5.5 ft … Continue reading →

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Family Fun Day

Posted on July 15, 2004 by jnshk

So, today was the day that my dad and mom and I all spent together doing family activity. We went to the Johnson Space Center near Texas City (aka: Houston from “Houston, we have a problem.”). Took some tours, saw … Continue reading →

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A message to the power elite:

Posted on June 13, 2004 by jnshk

How much “bad intelligence” do you get to use before we are justified in calling you “stupid”?

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rob schneider says: “who are the ad-wizards that came up with that one?”

Posted on April 14, 2004 by jnshk

omg… i just saw a commercial for one of those yogurt in a tube products (i am not sure which brand it was) and they are advertising their new “shrek” line of flavors, which includes a flavor called “donkey-berry punch”. … Continue reading →

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Posted on March 28, 2004 by jnshk

pfft.. i’d bonify Beyoncé Knowles… (mumblemumble)

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“From The Jeep To The Street, These Are The Hits With More Bounce To The Ouce!”

Posted on December 29, 2003 by jnshk

From the douchebags that brought you Kidz Bop, Now That’s What I Call Music, Monster Booty, Monsta Jamz, Monsta Flava, Goin’ South, and Ultimate Yanni… …comes Thug Nation. Even though this company must offer at least a few decent compilations … Continue reading →

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Archived: The Ohio Clusterfuck Phenomenon

Posted on October 12, 2003 by jnshk

This entry was part of my previous journal, but I felt that it deserved to be carried over. The original entry was written after a weekend road trip that involved driving longways twice across the state of Ohio.

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